pillow talk

Me: I'm really excited. I have a surprise for you.
Tim: Really? What is it?
Me: I'm not going to tell you, but if you guess...I will tell you.
Tim: Is it something that's going to happen in the next few minutes? (cheesy look)
Me: No.
Tim: Dang. Did you find a babysitter for tomorrow?
Me: No. I didn't think there was enough time to find someone on such late notice. 
Tim: Bummer. I have no idea.
Me: Come on...guess.
Tim: Sex?
Me: You already asked--No.
Tim: When will I get the surprise?
Me: Soon.
Tim: One month?
Me: No.
Tim: Two weeks?
Me: Uh-uh.
Tim: One week?
Me: Hopefully...
Tim: Food?
Me: No.
Tim: Movies?
Me: Boobies? Did you say boobies?
Tim: No. I said movies. (snicker)
Me: Oh, no.
Tim: And it's not sex?
Me: No. Silly bum--a week until sex would be a long time.
Tim: True. Hmmm. Clothes?
Me: Maybe.
Tim: Does it have to do with a package?
Me: Perhaps.
Tim: A package from Banana?
Me: Yep.
Tim: Could it be a teal sweater?
Me: Yep. You just looked so good in it, and I felt bad that the one I bought you on Christmas didn't fit so I bought one today.

This conversation may or may not have happened two nights ago when we waited for sleep to overtake our tired eyes. I happen to crave our pillow talk. We laugh the most when we are all snuggled under our covers and surrounded by darkness. Does anyone else have funny pillow talk?