pillow talk

**i roll over to nestle my head in that cushiony part between the shoulder and armpit**
me: you smell so good
him: you smell good too
me: you smell better
him: true
me: well...i did put deodorant on today
him: don't you put it on everyday?
me: sometimes i forget
him: i notice
me: rude
him: well...it's good you put it on today
me: i know
him: i know what we should talk about at our next family night
me: what?
him: personal hygiene
me: poopers
him: well, someone has to teach mya how to be clean and obviously you're not the one to do it
me: rude again
him: who is the one who forgets to shower, wear deodorant and brush their teeth?
me: touche
him: and i am going to teach her to wipe after she goes to the bathroom
me: good idea
him: she's so gross
me: i know, but at least she likes to wash her hands [insert laughter]
him: yep
me: i'll let you be the teacher
him: who else could teach it? obviously not you.
me: hmmm.
him: i'm glad you brushed your teeth tonight
me: me too
**kiss, kiss**

to my credit: i do shower at least once a day...i just never know when that once will come around. and per my new year's resolution--i've been much better about brushing my teeth and flossing when i wake up instead of whenever i remember during the day. if you have kids, you totally know what i am talking about. i am not gross.